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Monday, March 8, 2010

I may have an ulcer by the end of the day*

I need to prioritize my life better. I tried this weekend, really I did! Maybe I have ADD? For some reason I think that is a legitimate excuse for everyone, except me. I know it's real, but I think that I could mentally out-smart it. Maybe I just need to buckle down and get things done.

Please just let me survive today.

*Contrary to popular belief, stress does not actually cause peptic ulcers. Ulcers are caused by a bacteria in the stomach, and a simple antibiotic will cure them. I was simply being proverbial.

1 comment:

overgrownzygote said...

HEILOBACTER PYLORI!!!