The great thing about going to Canada is that I will be wearing multiple layers of tights/leggings/thermals every day. And do you know what that means???
I don't have to shave my legs for 18 months!!!!!!
I know you all are sufficiently grossed out now, but let me point out that society has made you that way. (And you thought you were a free thinker...) Who decided that being hairless was feminine? I would really like to go back in time and dispose of that person; however, we all know that didn't work for Katherine Heigl in that one Twilight Zone episode with baby Hitler...
I'm too lazy to start a social revolution, so I will remain being the awkward girl with hairy legs all by myself. BUT--
To all the males who may court me in the future:
If you notice that my legs are shaved frequently, know that I'm putting forth my best effort to attract you.
Para que sepan.
1 comment:
I love this blog. A lot. Para que sepas.
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