I'm a connoisseur of gum. I take pride in that. By the way, Stride really does last the longest. Trident is the worst. They have cool flavors sometimes, but it's lost way too fast, which is annoying for a compulsive gum-chewer.
I also LOVE to pop my gum. I can't help it. Well, maybe I can, but I don't want to. It's my favorite thing to do when things are quiet. I'm pretty much a professional.
This is just a public apology to the world that is annoyed by this trait.
That's all.
(P.S. I think I'll give a biggest loser update every week or so. Right now I'm down about 2 whole pounds from when I started a week and a half ago, but yesterday was a horrendously bad day, so we'll see...)
Just a weird girl writing about sometimes funny, sometimes serious things...
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