I have been going to the gym pretty frequently since I moved home and got a membership. You'd think that I would be in really great shape by now, but you'd be wrong. I'm only in great shape on the inside. You see:
Four years of cheap, lame college food x the unlimited options of Mom's grocery shopping=
I'm going to eat whatever the hell I want.
So that's how that goes. I exercise enough to keep the obesity at bay. I'll be in Canada soon, so I'll need the extra heat storage. And after that, I'll be an even poorer grad student with cheap, lame food again, so I'll enjoy this while it lasts.
So the gym...(I like how I can never stay on topic.)
It has a fair amount of diversity, but I have a certain list of:
People I Don't Trust at the Gym
Girls that wear make-up
Girls that wear their hair down
Girls that have the majority of their breasts hanging out of their sports bras. (Isn't that what sports bras are for? To lock those things down and out of sight??)
The die-hard elliptical users
The die-hard steppers
Men who grunt
Men who only work out in front of a mirror
The hot yoga snobs
This means that there are really only a few cool people at the gym. I'm one of them, of course.
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